Bin Laden May Not Be A Muslim After All
September 17, 2006 § 3 Comments
I find it hilarious that so many of my fellow-countrymen have so much to say about Islam and Arab culture yet don’t know anything about it. Recently, I stumbled upon an article from the National Review which warns of a Ramadan attack by Al-Qaeda. Yes… I said a Ramadan attack by Al-Qaeda!
“On certain corners of the blogosphere, there’s concern over a report that al-Qaeda may be readying an attack to coincide with Ramadan 2006.” (TKS, National Review)
This horseshit is actually great news for Muslims because it means that if Al-Qaeda does attack, they are not Muslims at all! As an attack during Ramadan would be an egregious act against the religion of Islam. My guess is that if this did occur we Muslims would be off the hook and the Muslim-haters and Islamophobes would have to find a new identity for their bogeyman, Osama. Maybe “neoconservative sufi sheikh” would be a good label for the accused.